There’s an App for That Department

Is This Really Necessary?

Sure, it’s in the best interest to consume adequate amounts of water on a daily basis. You know the capacity of whatever container you’re consuming from (or can easily figure it out). So, how hard is it to remember how many times you’ve refilled it during the course of a day?

Need a reminder? Set one on your phone, computer, watch, or whatever.

Behold, the Hidrate Spark 2.0 Intake Monitoring 24 oz. Water Bottle.

“Track how much water you drink and be reminded of when to hydrate.  A sensor in the bottle syncs via Bluetooth to the Hidrate app in your smartphone and/or your fitness tracker for optimum daily hydration.

  • Internal sensor monitors how much water (ml or oz.) you drink throughout the day
  • Glowing light reminds you when to drink more water and signals that you’ve met your intake goal
  • Customizable daily intake goal
  • Sends push reminders to your phone
  • Syncs to Hidrate app on your iOS or Android Bluetooth device
  • Integrates with fitness trackers including Fitbit, Apple Watch, Apple Health Kit, Google Fit, Under Armour Record and Nokia/Withings”


And it’s only $54.99!  But hey, shipping is free!

A Concert to Sleep Through Department

This is most definitely not for loners. It’s an 8 hour performance of “Sleep,” Max Richter’s eight-hour soundtrack engineered, with the help of scientific consultants, to provoke a relaxing night.

Tickets cost $250, including individual Beautyrest mattresses,  to be donated later to a charity for children who have trouble sleeping, as well as linens, sleep masks, swag bags, etc., all bearing the Beautyrest branding.  TAlk about the ultimate in product placement!


Satire Department

If I hadn’t seen this article from VPR I probably never would have known about The Winooski.

Apparently, it was launched about a year ago.

From VPR:

“Locally sourced, organic Vermont satire” — the goal, of The Winooski, according to founder Adam Hall.

Hall, who also writes most of the articles on the site, says the idea for the satirical publication came while he was working on his blog, Tenor Dad (Hall is an opera singer, conductor and composer in addition to satirist.)

“I had noticed that some of the hyper-local articles that I had written [for Tenor Dad] had done the best, had gotten the most views,” Hall said Monday in an interview with Vermont Edition. “And I thought, ‘People really want to read about what’s close to home.’

“They want to read about what’s going on in town and I wanted to be funny,” Hall said. “I thought, ‘How can I combine those two things, where people can read about what’s going on in town and I can be funny? What if I started a Vermont satire site where I could take local issues and Vermont things that I’m seeing and talking to people about, but putting my own spin on them?'”

And so Hall started The Winooski.




Strolling Department

May the FARMS be with you! Strolling of the Heifers Parade and weekend of events is almost here! Don’t miss the fun June 1-2-3 !

Strolling of the Heifers Weekend 2018 is June 1-2-3, and this year’s theme is “May the FARMS be With You”!

The parade kicks off at 10 am sharp with scores of lovable heifer calves, groomed, decorated and led by future farmers. The heifers are followed by farm animals, bands, tractors, floats, clowns and surprises.

Vermont’s most challenging dirt road rides! The seventh annual Tour de Heifer happens on Sunday, June 3, 2018!

The Tour de Heifer’s 60 and 30 mile challenge routes follow dirt roads with minimal pavement.

Both entail significant elevation change — that is, hill-climbing, and lots of it! Both the 30 and 60 mile challenges are loop rides with opportunities for bailing out.

New 60-mile route for 2018 :
The new route is 61 miles, with 7119 feet of climbing. This is about 200 more feet than previous years. The ride is entirely in Vermont this year.

Conspicuous Consumption Department

As publicity stunts go it’s not exactly a new one. But, in the current Instagram age, where some people are more concerned about how good photos of their food look, rather than how it tastes, or the pleasure of dining with friends, I suppose it’s to be expected.

The Ainsworth, a restaurant with locations in cities including New York, Hoboken, and Newark, is offering 24k gold dusted hot wings at forty-five dollars for ten or ninety dollars for twenty, or you can drop a thousand dollars for a pile of fifty plus a gold bottle of Armand de Brignac champagne.

If you have about 5 minutes that you’re looking to kill, there’s  a video of the wing preparation and promos for the restaurant.  It features Jonathan Cheban, who calls himself Foodgōd (which pretty much speaks for itself, eh?), munching on a few.

Then again, with the stock market up and the Lamborghini-buying bitcoin millionaire  buzz (note: the Lambos parked outside the conference were rented by the organizers), what’s not to like?

Spring Is Finally Sticking Around Department

Warm, sunny days and cool nights sleeping with the windows open. The lilacs are in full bloom



and I was planning on snipping a bunch of blossoms and placing them in the living room. As it turns out that hasn’t been at all necessary. One of the lilacs is right in front of a living room window and, with the windows open and the breezes blowing, the scent naturally permeates the whole house.

Too bad there isn’t a Smell-O-Vision for the Web. But wait, here’s a Brief History of Smell-O-Vision.

Maybe next year?

Boring (as in tunnel) Department

Elon Musk is drilling his very own underground commuter tunnels.

“First Boring Company tunnel under LA almost done!” he wrote on Instagram, with a video taking viewers through the tunnel. “Pending final regulatory approvals, we will be offering free rides to the public in a few months.”

Map of Musk’s proposed tunnel from earlier this year. The route is depicted in a video animation released last year but not the video released Thursday. That video is of a small section of tunnel in Hawthorne. (Los Angeles Times)


Age 65 is the new __? Department

Vermont Skier Aims for World Record After Skiing 6.4 Million Vertical Feet

For Scott Howard, skiing 35,000 vertical feet is just another day on the mountain. In fact, it’s even less than his daily average over the 170-plus days he has skied this season. For this 65-year-old skier hailing from Bridgewater Corners, Vermont, bagging insane amount of vert is the name of the game as he hopes to set the record for the most lift accessed vertical feet skied in a season.

While the current official world record was set by Canadian Pierre Marc Jette, who skied 6,025,751 feet between November 22, 2014 and May 10, 2015 in Whistler, Howard says there are some rumors floating around of a guy who hit 6,575,000 feet in 177 days. Currently sitting at 6.4 million and change himself, Howard hopes to break the 6.6 million feet mark before his season comes to an end on May 31.

Buyer Beware/Change the Name to Protect the Guilty Department

Does your company have a less than stellar, nay notorious, image resulting from buying up companies, slashing costs and raising drug prices, sometimes by a thousand percent or more?

Is a former company executive on trial in federal court in Manhattan on charges that he defrauded the company through hidden ties to a mail-order company that was used to get around insurers’ efforts to substitute cheap generics for the company’s expensive drugs?

Solution: Change the company name, from Valeant, to Bausch Health.  Problem solved, and you’re a “Job Creator”, what with all the signage, stationary, Web site updates, etc., that will be needed.

Think back to the tobacco maker Philip Morris Co. changing its name to Altria, or ValuJet Airlines’ switch to AirTran.

Valeant’s headquarters in Bridgewater, N.J. The drug maker’s new name, Bausch Health Companies, will take effect in July.


Happy Birthday Department

1998 – 20 years ago………………..  What a long, strange trip it’s been!
Macworld | May 6, 1998 article announcing the iMac and it being “Slightly Ahead of Its Time” with:

  • Holographic stickers for port identifiers, FCC tags, and other labels
  • Standard 32MB of RAM, expandable to 128MB
  • 6-Kbps modem
  • Two 12-Mbps Universal Serial Bus (USB) connections
  • 233MHz PowerPC G3 processor complete with a 512K backside cache
  • 4GB EIDE hard drive
  • 24x ATAPI CD-ROM drive

Farewell Department

Vermont Life was founded in 1946 and published by the state of Vermont as a quarterly magazine covering Vermont’s people, places and culture.  A Web site was added in 1994. Unfortunately, after 70 years, Vermont Life will cease to exist along with six staff positions.

One of the final issues of Vermont Life on a grocery store newsstand. VTDigger photo

While the magazine was put up for sale last year, no transaction was consummated, leaving a future door to be opened by some creative and ambitious individuals in or outside of state government.

Getting in the Mood Department

Remember the mood ring? Well, circadian lighting computerizes it!  As if it’s not enough to manipulate us with sounds, smells, and plain old fixed colors!

Need to boost employee productivity later in the day? Now you can program a more stimulating environment with lightbulbs. Does the CEO have to announce a new round of workforce reductions (RIFs)? Just choose the bad-news-is-good-news programming option and the color temperature range will be adjusted to the appropriate setting between 1,400 to 10,000 kelvin, to bolster everyone’s mood.

About 10,000 Ketra bulbs were used in the lighting scheme for the Manhattan headquarters of the advertising and design agency R/GA. Lights cycle between warm and cool white over the day, and colors are used for special events and to identify conference rooms.